So, this is a new feature. I think I’ve encapsulated what it’s about in the title. I’m good at naming shit, innit.

I’ve always been a big Hall & Oates fan. How could you possibly dislike them?! They’d liven up ANY party. Except maybe the Afrikaner National Party. Apartheid from that, I guess you’d be on board.

Lyrics! It’s got them! You make my cream turn blue!