Look at this! An actual fucking post, instead of countless music links to YouTube. You are welcome, people, you are welcome!

So, I have a plan. That plan, ladies and gentlebeans, is to buy all the games I want that are coming out around Christmas, but to do so in a way that involves me spending little to no money AT Christmas.

In an effort to do this, I have started pre-ordering the games I want now, paying for them in full, so that when they release I just have them sat there waiting to download. Good plan, eh! Thanks to winning £100 on a scratch card today, I managed to cross another off the list! Still got quite a few to go though, as you can see below. Felix, my step son will be buying the Mafia III game as he gets to also play all the games I pay for. As a rule, for each 5 games I buy, he has to buy 1. We share them digitally you see.

So here’s what’s coming up, and if I’ve pre-ordered it or not!

Forza Horizon 3 – September 27th.

Mafia III – October 7th.

Gears of War 4 – October 7th.

Battlefield 1 – October 21st.

Titanfall 2 – October 28th.

Dishonored – November 11th.

Watch Dogs 2 – November 15th.