*slides into the room on the back of the door he just kicked in.* So, I’ve realised recently that I value a structure and routine to my life more than I ever thought. I believe what has made me realise this is the amount of upheaval I’ve recently had to my day to day life….
Author: Chris
I am ace.
Whenever The Fuck I Feel Like It Music. 8.
I just want us all to take a moment and appreciate how good Nicole Scherzinger is wet. Also, how good Nicole Scherzinger’s Wet is. It’s a fucking banger.
Chrisps.
I know, right. It just came to me. WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON, CRISPS?! Went to buy some today on my way to work and Jesus Tittyfucking Arsecracking Elbowbending Christ. All I wanted was just a normal, standard sized, packet of crisps. Instead, I found the following. 1. Popcorn. POPCORN IS NOT CRISPS! I…
Profile.
As I’m going to change my XBox profile, I wanted to preserve it here so I don’t lose it. Since I didn’t want to write about myself, I asked someone else to do the honours. “What good can you say about Christopher? Not too much. He is a little sarcastic English bastard, with a sense…
Duran Duran – Rio Music Video Breakdown.
I can’t prove it, but I’m fairly sure this video started with the following conversation in an office, probably in London, 1982. Director: Right, it’s the 80s. Everyone is being super literal. We need to symbolise stuff. Simon The Strawberry Bon Bon: Symbolise what? Director: It doesn’t matter. Just symbolise stuff. Simon: Shouldn’t it be…
What’chu Talkin’ ’bout, Medcalf?!
Little bit of Different Strokes for you there. So, I’ve moved in. In the process of doing so I’ve managed to lose several things. Well, they aren’t lost, I just haven’t unpacked them yet and I’m honestly not sure what fucking box they’re in. Until the living room is finished being decorated I can’t unpack…
Pack Up All My Cares And Woes.
Thought it would be a good idea to do an update since I’m largely unavailable at all times at the moment. As many of you will know, I’m in the throws of moving house. I’ve got all of the upstairs decorated now, and all my bedroom furniture is in place. I still need to move…
Whenever The Fuck I Feel Like It Music. 7.
Hello, my name is Chris and welcome to Whenever The Fuck I Feel Like It Music! *intro music* Ms. Dynamite, innit! Now, I’m gonna tell it how it is, girlfriend, he don’t love you!
Whenever The Fuck I Feel Like It Music. 6.
Erm… this is a music feature where I post songs I like. Innit. I feel like I’ve lost control of my life. Everything has run away from me and I’m having a hard time gathering it all back up and subsequently there’s very little of my life that I actually like. Anyway, on with the…
Music Video Masterclass. 2.
THIS is how you make a music video.
Music Video Masterclass. 1.
I bang on about music videos that are shit (although still ace) all the time. I thought it was time I started to bring you the ones that are good! Normally I put the videos at the end, but I think for this, we’ll have them first. Here is Go With The Flow by Queens…
Whenever The Fuck I FEEL IT FEEL IT! COME ON COME ON! 5.
Come on, come on. Feel it, Feel it. Come on, come on. Feel it, Feel it. Come on Swing it. Come on Swing it. Come on Swing it. Come on Swing it. Come on Swing it. Come on Swing it. Come on Swing it. Come on Swing it. Come on Swing it. Come on Swing…