Here at +22 Agility, (that’s right, that’s the name of the site) we like… to forget this is the bit where you introduce the feature. You’d think I’d be better at this by now, wouldn’t you! This is a music feature, innit.
If I edited this fucking site I’d seem so much extra cleverer. So, anyway, we like The Blow Monkeys. That’s right, we. Me and Mabs. She’s on the staff now. Official Blog Dog. I could combine that but I’d just end up with Blog. Or Dog. Life is so disappointing sometimes. CAN YOU START THE BLOW MONKEYS, PLEASE! Bit of a Crystal Maze reference there. Don’t know why. I’ve had drink.
Totally forgot the lyrics, here we go then… from memory… You don’t own me, I’m not just one of your many toys! You don’t own me… like sex toys? Hmm.