Q&A With Christopher. 2.


So, about 4 years ago I did a Q&A thing where I answered some questions put forth to me by friends of mine. If you’re interested in seeing that, it can be found here: https://twoheadedboy.co.uk/?p=538

Much like last time, I’ve got some biscuits, some music, and a coffee, so here we go!

Do you have a tattoo?

Yes. I do. It’s on my left wrist and it’s a heart with PUNX written above it.

If you were given the opportunity to be frozen and sent to a new world, would you go?

Woah. Alright. Erm. Do they unfreeze me at the other end? Am I the only person there? This question needs fleshing out more before I can answer it.

If you could bring one person back from the dead, who would it be?


What would be the hardest thing to give up?

My arms.

If you could steal the brain of one person alive or dead, whose would you choose?

Steal it? Am I keeping it in a jar, or am I using it in place of my own? Hmm. Probably Prince again, I’d like to be able to play all the instruments ever as well as he did.

They say the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach, what food is the gateway to your heart?


How many countries have you been to? List them.

Erm…. England, Scotland, Wales obviously. Also, France, Greece, Corfu, The Maldives.

If you could live in any time when would it be?


Do you believe in ghosts?

I don’t believe in anything that can’t be proved by science. However, I do think that any body part of mine that protrudes from the edge of the bed at night is subject to being molested by monsters from under the bed.

What’s your favourite biscuit?

Fox’s Jam & Creams. Or Nice ones. Or Malted Milks. Or Bourbons. Or Jammie Dodgers.

3 doors. 1 has a large pizza made just for you. 1 has a fluffy blanket. And the other has headphones and an iPod that’s already loaded with 3 random, unknown-to-you songs. Which door do you pick?

Guaranteed Pizza, or the potential for songs I dislike…. I’ll take the Pizza.

When is it too early for a beer?


If you were a colour, which would you be and why?

Red. Instinctively it would stop anyone from approaching me.

Live music outside on a blanket or headphones in your room?

I love live music, but I hate leaving the house lol. So I’ll take the headphones in my room.

What is your ultimate dream job?

Radio DJ probably. Used to be to own a record store.

Sunrise or sunset; why?

Probably sunset. Better photography.

When you think carrot cake, do you think pineapple or golden raisins or cream cheese icing?

Honestly, I’ve never thought about carrot cake in my life. I’d rather chew my own balls off.

Dogs or cats?

What for? Sex? Dogs. Cuddling? Cats. Eating? Dogs.

Apart from Mean Girls, what’s your favourite film?

Hold that thought…

What are your top ten movies?

Off the top of my head:

Grosse Pointe Blank
Mean Girls
The Big Lebowski
Raising Arizona
The Empire Strikes Back
Empire Records
Scott Pilgrim Vs The World

All chosen for the sheer joy they bring me.

What bores you?

Hypocrisy. Anyone who describes themselves as “crazy”, “mad”, “bonkers” or “random”.

If you’re heterosexual but you had to fuck one guy or have a hideously painful death. Who would it be?

I am heterosexual, thanks for noticing. I’d fuck a guy to avoid death. I’d fuck a guy for a pizza if it looked good enough.

If you could rename the street you live on, what would you call it?

I’d call it Electric Avenue. I don’t think I’d get any of my post, though.

What’s your favourite word?

Fuck. So versatile.

What’s your thoughts on queso: with meat or without?

I don’t know what you’re talking about.

What would you be doing at this moment if you could do anything you wanted with no consequences?

Well, aside from murdering my mortal enemies…. No, I’d just murder people.

What is your shoe size?

Depends on the brand of shoes, but generally 12 or 13.

Is what they say about shoe size true?

It is, it’s a perfect representation of the size of your feet.

How many little candies do you pop into your mouth at one time?

Again, confused by the question. I don’t tend to eat your typical ‘candy’. Chocolate bars are more my thing. I can fit a whole Mars Bar in my mouth though.

Was it the egg or the chicken?

The chicken. Have you ever tried to make an egg cum… it’s really hard.

What’s your ideal date?

October 6th, my birthday!

Why are you so sexy?

Aww, thanks mum.

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