Say it ain’t so! A new actual post! Hang on…

Now we’ve got that out of the way, on with the post! So, I’m going to be doing a 24 hour gaming marathon in order to raise money for Macmillan Cancer Support. They’re a fantastic charity who take care of people diagnosed with cancer, from the moment they get diagnosed, right the way through. A more amazing group of people, hard pushed to find you would be. I channelled some Yoda there. Thus, for 24 straight stonking hours I shall be video-gaming harder than I’ve ever video-gamed before! I thought I should clarify that it’s video games and not board games…. although that’s a fucking good idea. That way I could get 4 people to do it and raise more money. Ok, next year, we’re doing that, people!

Naturally, you’ll all want to give me your hard earned cash now! You can do this in any number of ways, they’re all easy. Same statement applies to the Kardashian sisters. Firstly, simply go to my just giving page… CLICK HERE MOTHER FUCKERS… and follow the instructions there, or for an even simpler way, simply send a text to 70070. All the text needs to say, for example if you wanted to donate £10, is “LEET83 £10” without the quotes. Simple as fucking that!

Look at that, it’s got a picture and everything. I did have something else I was going to talk about, but in all the excitement of mentioning the Kardashians, I forgot. See people, they DO rot your brain! PEACE!