So. She’s nuts, and I don’t think that’s being helped by her husband never telling her she’s getting complaints. After the show broadcast, it seems she went a bit mental on Facebook as well. Obviously the lovely people of Reddit had been posting about her and the show. They weren’t kind, but to be fair, she asked for it by being a fucking fruitcake. Posts started to appear on their official Facebook page along the lines of (And yes, these are real):

TO REDDIT. I FORBID YOU FROM SPREADING YOUR HATE ON THAT SITE. THIS IS MY FACEBOOK, AND I AM NOT ALLOWING YOU TO USE MY COMPANY ON YOUR HATE FILLED PAGE.

WE ARE NOT FREAKING OUT. WE DO NOT CARE ABOUT A “WITCH HUNT” I AM NOT A WITCH. I AM GODS CHILD. PISS OFF ALL OF YOU. FUCK REDDITS, FUCK YELP AND FUCK ALL OF YOU. BRING IT, WE WILL FIGHT BACK.

There were many more but I think you get the idea. Obviously, in this situation, where you’re getting stuff said about you on Reddit and Yelp, the best thing to do is anger them. I mean, why not, it’s only sensible right? Hey, whilst you’re at it, talk about gay marriage and religion on YouTube.

After she decided to go even more nuts on the users of Reddit and Yelp, people responded by posting reviews on the restaurant on the official Yelp page. Now, I don’t know about you, but I now really want to eat there. Here are a couple of my faves. Some of them I’ve only pasted snippets as the full things were epic in length.

5.0 star rating

This is Amy here! Just stopping by from my feeding my cats their daily food from my vagina to type a little something on here.

Who do you guys think you are??? I have read all these disgusting comments on here!

People saying that we served them pubes in their food! “Story T.” saying how he came in and he paid with “sex”. “Dicky Y” saying that he can’t understand how my husband Sammy could do better than me with the millions of dollars he has, how I do ass to mouth and it tastes better than my food. “Failed Troll” saying that my husband is old enought to be my father!
I mean, come ON people! Of COURSE, all these stories are true!

Ha. This next one is good. You really can’t just say she’s mental without having a go at her face:

1 Star Rating
The owner served 36 months in prison for opening up a line of credit under someone else’s SSN. She’s a felon. Her husband steals tips from the wait staff. My diagnosis is Narcissistic personality disorder, which would also explain the terrifying plastic surgery gone wrong.

And I really liked:

1 Star Rating
I ordered the pizza. It took way too long and all they did was bring out a frozen pizza from the supermarket, still in the box, and threw it at me. Then while I was trying to open the box, Amy went to my house and stole my cat. And put my cat in the oven. Have no fear readers. The cat was undercooked and is perfectly fine.

Since all this, the official Facebook page of the restaurant now has this post at the top:

Obviously our Facebook, YELP, Twitter and Website have been hacked. We are working with the local authorities as well as the FBI computer crimes unit to ensure this does not happen again. We did not post those horrible things. Thank You Amy &Samy

I’m not convinced that people are buying it though…

This hastily written fabrication is even more inauthentic than your frozen Raviollis

Genius.

I love the Internet.

fuck you u miserable cock smoking fucking cunt bitch. your absentee daddy probably shoved his veiny dick up your ass 2 days after that cum depository you call a mother shat you out of her shriveled slime patch, you faggoty mogrel. go suck a closeted politicians cock and swallow his man gravy like the good little cunt fairy you are. miserable fucking cunt whore.

Proportionate, I think you’ll agree.

So, which is it? Is it 50 out of 100 or is it awful. Surely, 50 out of 100 is average, isn’t it? An average game isn’t really a bad game, it’s just not a good game. Maybe one that didn’t really live up to it’s potential and fell short of being good. The first thing my dictionary says about the word ‘awful’ is ‘extremely bad’. If your child had got 50 out of 100 on a test, would you tell him he’d done ‘extremely bad’. No, you’d probably say “Well, you’ve not done badly, but you could have done better”. Maybe you’d go so far as to say they’d done averagely.

Having read that review I thought I’d look at a couple of others on the site to compare. Here is one for Bionicle Heroes.

51 out of a 100 which has been given the ‘lacklustre’ tag. Over to you, Dictionary. “lacking force, brilliance, or vitality”, so ‘not bad, but not good’. That 1 extra point seems to have jumped it from “Extremely bad” all the way up to “not good”. Christ. What are they ever going to do if they get something that’s “not that bad”, they’ve left themselves no scores to dish out.

As I was looking I also saw this:

Which is odd, since the review states that they played it all the way to the end. Possibly the world’s first unplayable playable game! Idiots.

Oh, wait, I just now found this.

Is ‘poor’ worse than ‘awful’? What the hell.