Pokemon Ho.

No, that wasn’t a typo. It was an obvious joke made at the expense of the girl in the picture, who I’m sure is actually lovely and not at all a whore. So, Pokemon GO is upon us and, as someone who generally doesn’t play the other Pokemon games, I’m a fan. My reasons for…

Almost There.

Look at this! An actual fucking post, instead of countless music links to YouTube. You are welcome, people, you are welcome! So, I have a plan. That plan, ladies and gentlebeans, is to buy all the games I want that are coming out around Christmas, but to do so in a way that involves me…

There’s only a new fucking Doom out!

So, Doom! Where to start. I guess the first thing that needs noting is that this is a game made by id Software. id are the Grandaddy of FPS gaming. Having spent the 90s defining the FPS genre with games such as Wolfenstein 3D in ’92, Doom in ’93 and Quake in ’96. They spent…

Dance, Motherfucker!

I miss playing Dance Central. Used to play it a lot. I think I did Brick House the most. See below. I might see what the one for the XBox One is like tonight, but I don’t have the same space I used to. Sad times.

Sweet fucking Jesus.

It’s been almost a month since I last posted. Last month was the busiest in the site’s history (This version of the site anyway. There was a busier month once, Ahhh, them were the days.) Anyway, it’s been ages since my last post and I thought I should throw something up. Word vomit, basically. How’s…

Bum Fun.

No, I don’t mean bum fun… I mean Assassin’s Creed. In case you were pondering making a purchase of the latest Ass Creed, you’re maybe still sat on the fence, or more likely crouched on it waiting to stab some cunt in the neck, then let me tell you that you should totally buy it….


Yeah, that’s right. I passed 300k Gamerscore last night. 😀 In other news, I started writing a post the other day about music. I forgot to finish it, so I might do that today!

XBox One Stats

37823 Gamerscore. 1621 Achievements. 93 Games. 7 Games Completed 100%.


A new year, and a new effort to update. Haha. Sure, like I’ll stick to that. Whilst I’m here I may as well give it a go though. You may have noticed that I’m not on Facebook anymore. A few did, most have yet to realise. Which, to be honest, was part of the problem….


Is the biggest waste of time and money anyone has ever produced. It’s shit.