Gaming Goals.

I came into this post with a plan. I had a great joke. I then forgot that joke and decided to start the post anyway with fuck all to say. In many ways, this is probably my most focused opening to a post ever. Actually, no, that was that one where I posted a picture…

Gaming Funk.

If you’re imagining Nile Rodgers shredding the theme to Zelda, you’re wrong. Not that sort of gaming funk. Although, having now put that image into my own head, how fucking cool would that be! No, what I’m on about is the fact I’m finding it hard to play anything. Not because it’s difficult, I just…

Gaming: An Update.

Thought I’d have a quick rundown of the games I’ve finished this year. By finished, I literally mean I finished the story mode. I haven’t done all the achievements on all of these games. Some of them are stupidly hard. Tacoma Rememoried Paladin ABZU (Twice!) Your Toy Dying: Reborn Don’t Knock Twice Decay – The…

Say what?

In my head, the title of this post is read by a sassy black woman. Ugh. Having to update from my iPad using a Bluetooth keyboard. I hate it. I don’t mind the medium, and I don’t even really mind the keyboard. My main issue with this is the fact that, when I’m typing, if…

Zelda, cocksuckers.

Just a quicky. This is by far the best Zelda video I’ve seen put out so far. It’s incredible.

The Future. Or not.

What’s the future of the site now you’ve stopped the only regular feature? Mediocrity. That’s what! So, what’s new, Chris? The Nintendo Switch, mainly. Been playing plenty of Zelda, as that’s pretty much the only game available for it. Well, the only game that’s reasonably priced. I want Bomberman but I refuse to pay £50…

Life Goals. A Conclusion.

The target, 400,000 Gamerscore. When to be done by, end of March. It was a pretty big goal when I set it, but I was fairly certain I could hit it. I figured that the 22,669 I needed, split over the 90 days I had was doable. It was only 252 points a day. Easy,…

Life Goals. Update.

So, I started the year on… 377,331 and my target was to hit 400,000 by the end of March. Thought I’d do a quick update to say that I’ve abandoned that goal. I’m now going to try and do it by the end of January! In the first 16 days of the year, I managed…

Life Goals.

So, being the avid Gamerscore-Whore that I am, I’ve set my sights on hitting 400k as soon as I can. To keep it in check I’ve given myself the timeframe of the end of March. Which means, since I’m currently sat on 377,331, I need 22,669 in 3 months. Not overly easy. For comparison, my…

Church Of RNGesus.

With Rise of Iron only 37 days away, I’ve decided now is the best time to start trying to increase my favour with everyone’s favourite overlord, RNGesus. Now, 2 things you should know about RNGesus. 1) He hates you. 2) He really hates you. For those of you who are thinking “What the fuck are…

Gaming Update, Yo!

So, last time I mentioned this, I was in the midst of pre-ordering and fully paying for my Christmas run up in gaming. There’s a lot out between now and Christmas and in an effort to spread the cost, I’ve slowly been getting all my shit out the way and paid for. Here’s how things…

Sweet Tittyfucking Christ.

Say it ain’t so! A new actual post! Hang on… Now we’ve got that out of the way, on with the post! So, I’m going to be doing a 24 hour gaming marathon in order to raise money for Macmillan Cancer Support. They’re a fantastic charity who take care of people diagnosed with cancer, from…