Say what?

In my head, the title of this post is read by a sassy black woman. Ugh. Having to update from my iPad using a Bluetooth keyboard. I hate it. I don’t mind the medium, and I don’t even really mind the keyboard. My main issue with this is the fact that, when I’m typing, if…

Zelda, cocksuckers.

Just a quicky. This is by far the best Zelda video I’ve seen put out so far. It’s incredible.

The Future. Or not.

What’s the future of the site now you’ve stopped the only regular feature? Mediocrity. That’s what! So, what’s new, Chris? The Nintendo Switch, mainly. Been playing plenty of Zelda, as that’s pretty much the only game available for it. Well, the only game that’s reasonably priced. I want Bomberman but I refuse to pay £50…

Life Goals. A Conclusion.

The target, 400,000 Gamerscore. When to be done by, end of March. It was a pretty big goal when I set it, but I was fairly certain I could hit it. I figured that the 22,669 I needed, split over the 90 days I had was doable. It was only 252 points a day. Easy,…

Life Goals. Update.

So, I started the year on… 377,331 and my target was to hit 400,000 by the end of March. Thought I’d do a quick update to say that I’ve abandoned that goal. I’m now going to try and do it by the end of January! In the first 16 days of the year, I managed…

Life Goals.

So, being the avid Gamerscore-Whore that I am, I’ve set my sights on hitting 400k as soon as I can. To keep it in check I’ve given myself the timeframe of the end of March. Which means, since I’m currently sat on 377,331, I need 22,669 in 3 months. Not overly easy. For comparison, my…

Gaming Update, Yo!

So, last time I mentioned this, I was in the midst of pre-ordering and fully paying for my Christmas run up in gaming. There’s a lot out between now and Christmas and in an effort to spread the cost, I’ve slowly been getting all my shit out the way and paid for. Here’s how things…

Sweet Tittyfucking Christ.

Say it ain’t so! A new actual post! Hang on… Now we’ve got that out of the way, on with the post! So, I’m going to be doing a 24 hour gaming marathon in order to raise money for Macmillan Cancer Support. They’re a fantastic charity who take care of people diagnosed with cancer, from…

Pokemon Ho.

No, that wasn’t a typo. It was an obvious joke made at the expense of the girl in the picture, who I’m sure is actually lovely and not at all a whore. So, Pokemon GO is upon us and, as someone who generally doesn’t play the other Pokemon games, I’m a fan. My reasons for…

Almost There.

Look at this! An actual fucking post, instead of countless music links to YouTube. You are welcome, people, you are welcome! So, I have a plan. That plan, ladies and gentlebeans, is to buy all the games I want that are coming out around Christmas, but to do so in a way that involves me…

There’s only a new fucking Doom out!

So, Doom! Where to start. I guess the first thing that needs noting is that this is a game made by id Software. id are the Grandaddy of FPS gaming. Having spent the 90s defining the FPS genre with games such as Wolfenstein 3D in ’92, Doom in ’93 and Quake in ’96. They spent…

Dance, Motherfucker!

I miss playing Dance Central. Used to play it a lot. I think I did Brick House the most. See below. I might see what the one for the XBox One is like tonight, but I don’t have the same space I used to. Sad times.