Dexter. Viral.

So I put up a picture of Dexter sitting on some eggs, about a month ago, and it went oddly viral. Below is my original post. Below that is a gallery of all the places it’s popped up. Mostly by people that have just stolen the image. There are more than this out there, I…

2017 Top 40, Part 1.

40: Olly Murs – Dear Darlin’. (134 Plays, New Entry) Not even started writing about the first song in the chart yet and I’m already pissed off because my keyboard doesn’t fucking work. This year’s chart may seem slightly more bitter than usual, ha! So, Olly Murs is kicking us off this year, apparently. A…

John Oliver Dump.

Thought I’d throw a load of John Oliver stuff up here. He’s the best!

Lyrical Deconstruction. Eric Carmen.

I was bored. I took a moment to ponder the other side of the following conversation. “Oh, hey, Eric. You alright? You look a little troubled?!” “I’ve been meaning to tell you.” “Ok, go ahead.” “I’ve got this feelin’ that won’t subside.” “Have you seen a doctor?” “I look at you and I fantasize” “Erm….

Lyrical Deconstruction. Whitesnake.

This will be a quick one, and I’m not really aiming for humour here. Whilst I love this song, I hate the lyrics. You’ll see why below, as it’s not really written well at all. I should have known better Than to let you go alone Go where? These lyrics never really tracked with me….

Lyrical Deconstruction. Heart.

So, Heart’s power ballad classic, All I Wanna Do Is Make Love To You, is a phenomenal song. I love it. It’s long been a fave of mine. I’ve spoken about it many times, not only as a great song, but as a song that is a perfect example of people not listening to the…

We Need To Talk… About James Blunt.

That’s right. James Blunt. He’s one of my favourite human beings. Why? Because I think he’s quite simply brilliant. Others seem to hate him, something I’ve never quite understood. I thought I’d just break him down a little bit and examine what it is he offers us and to see if there is anything to…

我勒個去?!

So, what’s been going on? What’s new? Where have I been? etc. The answer to all of these is simple. 1) Nothing. 2) Nothing. 3) Nowhere. I suppose I can offer you a little more information though. So, sit down, get comfy, maybe pop the kettle on. This isn’t going to be a long post,…

Guilty Pleasures.

I take issue with the entire concept of songs as guilty pleasures. I’ve used the phrase on here, but only because I know by using that you’ll know what I was saying. However, I think it’s a stupid idea. Here is why: The phrase guilty pleasure is generally used to describe consuming something that is…

Say what?

In my head, the title of this post is read by a sassy black woman. Ugh. Having to update from my iPad using a Bluetooth keyboard. I hate it. I don’t mind the medium, and I don’t even really mind the keyboard. My main issue with this is the fact that, when I’m typing, if…

Q&A With Christopher. 2.

So, about 4 years ago I did a Q&A thing where I answered some questions put forth to me by friends of mine. If you’re interested in seeing that, it can be found here: http://twoheadedboy.co.uk/?p=538 Much like last time, I’ve got some biscuits, some music, and a coffee, so here we go! Do you have…

Inspiration.

Whenever I need inspiration, I turn to a speech from 1991. Yo, Ladies and Gentlemen, it’s about that time. The time, to bring forth both the rhythm AND the rhyme. Now, let me tell you, I’m going to get mine, so you should definitely get yours. I want to see the sweat, those beads of…