Lyrical Deconstruction. Eric Carmen.

I was bored. I took a moment to ponder the other side of the following conversation. “Oh, hey, Eric. You alright? You look a little troubled?!” “I’ve been meaning to tell you.” “Ok, go ahead.” “I’ve got this feelin’ that won’t subside.” “Have you seen a doctor?” “I look at you and I fantasize” “Erm….

Lyrical Deconstruction. Whitesnake.

This will be a quick one, and I’m not really aiming for humour here. Whilst I love this song, I hate the lyrics. You’ll see why below, as it’s not really written well at all. I should have known better Than to let you go alone Go where? These lyrics never really tracked with me….

Lyrical Deconstruction. Heart.

So, Heart’s power ballad classic, All I Wanna Do Is Make Love To You, is a phenomenal song. I love it. It’s long been a fave of mine. I’ve spoken about it many times, not only as a great song, but as a song that is a perfect example of people not listening to the…

We Need To Talk… About James Blunt.

That’s right. James Blunt. He’s one of my favourite human beings. Why? Because I think he’s quite simply brilliant. Others seem to hate him, something I’ve never quite understood. I thought I’d just break him down a little bit and examine what it is he offers us and to see if there is anything to…

我勒個去?!

So, what’s been going on? What’s new? Where have I been? etc. The answer to all of these is simple. 1) Nothing. 2) Nothing. 3) Nowhere. I suppose I can offer you a little more information though. So, sit down, get comfy, maybe pop the kettle on. This isn’t going to be a long post,…

Guilty Pleasures.

I take issue with the entire concept of songs as guilty pleasures. I’ve used the phrase on here, but only because I know by using that you’ll know what I was saying. However, I think it’s a stupid idea. Here is why: The phrase guilty pleasure is generally used to describe consuming something that is…

Say what?

In my head, the title of this post is read by a sassy black woman. Ugh. Having to update from my iPad using a Bluetooth keyboard. I hate it. I don’t mind the medium, and I don’t even really mind the keyboard. My main issue with this is the fact that, when I’m typing, if…

Q&A With Christopher. 2.

So, about 4 years ago I did a Q&A thing where I answered some questions put forth to me by friends of mine. If you’re interested in seeing that, it can be found here: http://twoheadedboy.co.uk/?p=538 Much like last time, I’ve got some biscuits, some music, and a coffee, so here we go! Do you have…

Inspiration.

Whenever I need inspiration, I turn to a speech from 1991. Yo, Ladies and Gentlemen, it’s about that time. The time, to bring forth both the rhythm AND the rhyme. Now, let me tell you, I’m going to get mine, so you should definitely get yours. I want to see the sweat, those beads of…

Skunk Anansie, Mother Fuckers.

A playlist of one of my all time fave bands. I don’t care that I go on about them a lot. You can get fucked if you have a problem with it. These aren’t in any particular order. I love some more than others, but these are the songs of their’s that you should have!…

All My Little Ones.

Currently, with regards to writing a blog post, I feel like Whitney Houston. Don’t worry, I’m not going to take a load of drugs and then get in the bath. That was last night. I just mean, “I Have Nothing”. Anyway, I’ve been listening to a range of stuff today, so thought I’d share some…

Damn Your Love, Damn Your Lies.

You know when you feel you SHOULD do something, but you really have no desire to do that thing? Essentially, that’s the quandary I find myself in. I SHOULD update my blog more often, with actual blog type posts, rather than just playlists, lyrics and off the cuff remarks, but I have ZERO desire to….