Just got back from a night away in Manchester with Kate. Had a fantastic time. Ate too much, drank a lot and had a superb night out. Went shopping today and got the boys some presents. See below for pictures. Don’t think I need to explain them, but when you click each one they have a title that should give you all the info you need
Archive for General Blogginess
A few more pictures of Solomon from today.
I love the Internet. A lot. It’s the greatest form of entertainment I’ve ever known and today did not disappoint. Many of you will be familiar with Kitchen Nightmares, Gordon Ramsey’s American TV show where he visits restaurants in need of help and shows them how to fix them. The final episode this season found him in Scotsdale, Arizona, at the restaurant of Samy and Amy. I’ll let you watch it first if you wish. If you just want to get the idea of what happened, skip to around half way through the second video.
So. She’s nuts, and I don’t think that’s being helped by her husband never telling her she’s getting complaints. After the show broadcast, it seems she went a bit mental on Facebook as well. Obviously the lovely people of Reddit had been posting about her and the show. They weren’t kind, but to be fair, she asked for it by being a fucking fruitcake. Posts started to appear on their official Facebook page along the lines of (And yes, these are real):
TO REDDIT. I FORBID YOU FROM SPREADING YOUR HATE ON THAT SITE. THIS IS MY FACEBOOK, AND I AM NOT ALLOWING YOU TO USE MY COMPANY ON YOUR HATE FILLED PAGE.
WE ARE NOT FREAKING OUT. WE DO NOT CARE ABOUT A “WITCH HUNT” I AM NOT A WITCH. I AM GODS CHILD. PISS OFF ALL OF YOU. FUCK REDDITS, FUCK YELP AND FUCK ALL OF YOU. BRING IT, WE WILL FIGHT BACK.
There were many more but I think you get the idea. Obviously, in this situation, where you’re getting stuff said about you on Reddit and Yelp, the best thing to do is anger them. I mean, why not, it’s only sensible right? Hey, whilst you’re at it, talk about gay marriage and religion on YouTube.
After she decided to go even more nuts on the users of Reddit and Yelp, people responded by posting reviews on the restaurant on the official Yelp page. Now, I don’t know about you, but I now really want to eat there. Here are a couple of my faves. Some of them I’ve only pasted snippets as the full things were epic in length.
5.0 star rating
This is Amy here! Just stopping by from my feeding my cats their daily food from my vagina to type a little something on here.
Who do you guys think you are??? I have read all these disgusting comments on here!
People saying that we served them pubes in their food! “Story T.” saying how he came in and he paid with “sex”. “Dicky Y” saying that he can’t understand how my husband Sammy could do better than me with the millions of dollars he has, how I do ass to mouth and it tastes better than my food. “Failed Troll” saying that my husband is old enought to be my father!
I mean, come ON people! Of COURSE, all these stories are true!
Ha. This next one is good. You really can’t just say she’s mental without having a go at her face:
1 Star Rating
The owner served 36 months in prison for opening up a line of credit under someone else’s SSN. She’s a felon. Her husband steals tips from the wait staff. My diagnosis is Narcissistic personality disorder, which would also explain the terrifying plastic surgery gone wrong.
And I really liked:
1 Star Rating
I ordered the pizza. It took way too long and all they did was bring out a frozen pizza from the supermarket, still in the box, and threw it at me. Then while I was trying to open the box, Amy went to my house and stole my cat. And put my cat in the oven. Have no fear readers. The cat was undercooked and is perfectly fine.
Since all this, the official Facebook page of the restaurant now has this post at the top:
Obviously our Facebook, YELP, Twitter and Website have been hacked. We are working with the local authorities as well as the FBI computer crimes unit to ensure this does not happen again. We did not post those horrible things. Thank You Amy &Samy
I’m not convinced that people are buying it though…
This hastily written fabrication is even more inauthentic than your frozen Raviollis
I love the Internet.
Watching the trailer for the new season of Arrested Development, I scrolled down to find an argument taking place. One told the other that their comments were pointless and that they were stupid. They responded:
fuck you u miserable cock smoking fucking cunt bitch. your absentee daddy probably shoved his veiny dick up your ass 2 days after that cum depository you call a mother shat you out of her shriveled slime patch, you faggoty mogrel. go suck a closeted politicians cock and swallow his man gravy like the good little cunt fairy you are. miserable fucking cunt whore.
Proportionate, I think you’ll agree.
So, I was just playing Dead Island Riptide when I got attacked by a silly ammount of zombies. 8 seconds of pure frenzy with a meat cleaver later, and, well, see for yourself.
The photo uploader is finally working correctly! Huzzah. It even means people can leave comments on individual pictures and stuff. So, if you see a picture I’ve posted, as long as it links to a bigger version, and you want to say something about it, now you can. Also, I’ve managed to find, from various sources, a load of pictures I took and edited years ago. Now that I’ve managed to get the photo uploaded on here working how I want it to I thought I’d dump them all on here.
A few pics of Sol that I’ve missed posting over the last month or so. Usually everything gets uploaded to Facebook or Sol’s Tumblr, but I thought I’d post a few pics on here.
I love reading the comments on YouTube, LOVE IT! Here are a few that caught my eye this morning as I randomly went through videos. I don’t know if anyone else does this, but I click a video from the main page at YouTube.com and then I only allow myself to watch something from the related videos it puts down the side. Here we go.
1. Video of Ellen discussing gay marriage with John McCain.
“I was molested when I was a small child by a large African homosexual man and it wasn’t till years later that my therapist got me to realize that the large African dicking I took as a small child rendered me gay“.
2. Video of an Asian girl playing a song. She is playing 3 instruments. Sometimes 2 of them at the same time. It’s very impressive.
“I wish your dress was shorter“.
“Pffft, she’s a noob for an Asian“.
I made myself an Archer wallpaper for my tablet recently and then, decided to do a few more so I can have them on random. Here they are in case you’d like to use them.
Feel free to steal them.