Covers.

I had this thought a while ago, but only today did I think about writing it down. Don’t worry, it won’t take long. It’s to do with covers of songs. More specifically it’s to do with how we judge them. We’ve been doing it wrong. Couldn’t help but sound like Teen Vogue or Buzzfeed for…

Meta.

Think the below covers what this is about. Ignore me. Another post will be along shortly. My posts are very much like buses. You don’t get any for ages, and then all of a sudden one comes along covered in piss. That’s the saying, right?

Happy New Year.

Happy new year! The best thing to do right now is to start the year as you mean to go on. With that in mind, I’ve already started drinking, I’ve racked up a thousand Gamerscore and I’m listening to some cool tunes. I was going to post this song a while back but it didn’t…

I Fon’t Ducking Know.

Hilarious. Anyway. I feel like saying fuck everything. I feel really worn out and at the end of my rope. I’ve reached the end of my tether. I have used up all my raccoons. I have opened my last packet of biscuits. I have torn all my corn and feel forlorn. I’m just making up…

Dexter. Viral.

So I put up a picture of Dexter sitting on some eggs, about a month ago, and it went oddly viral. Below is my original post. Below that is a gallery of all the places it’s popped up. Mostly by people that have just stolen the image. There are more than this out there, I…

2017 Top 40, Part 1.

40: Olly Murs – Dear Darlin’. (134 Plays, New Entry) Not even started writing about the first song in the chart yet and I’m already pissed off because my keyboard doesn’t fucking work. This year’s chart may seem slightly more bitter than usual, ha! So, Olly Murs is kicking us off this year, apparently. A…

John Oliver Dump.

Thought I’d throw a load of John Oliver stuff up here. He’s the best!

Lyrical Deconstruction. Eric Carmen.

I was bored. I took a moment to ponder the other side of the following conversation. “Oh, hey, Eric. You alright? You look a little troubled?!” “I’ve been meaning to tell you.” “Ok, go ahead.” “I’ve got this feelin’ that won’t subside.” “Have you seen a doctor?” “I look at you and I fantasize” “Erm….

Lyrical Deconstruction. Whitesnake.

This will be a quick one, and I’m not really aiming for humour here. Whilst I love this song, I hate the lyrics. You’ll see why below, as it’s not really written well at all. I should have known better Than to let you go alone Go where? These lyrics never really tracked with me….

Lyrical Deconstruction. Heart.

So, Heart’s power ballad classic, All I Wanna Do Is Make Love To You, is a phenomenal song. I love it. It’s long been a fave of mine. I’ve spoken about it many times, not only as a great song, but as a song that is a perfect example of people not listening to the…

We Need To Talk… About James Blunt.

That’s right. James Blunt. He’s one of my favourite human beings. Why? Because I think he’s quite simply brilliant. Others seem to hate him, something I’ve never quite understood. I thought I’d just break him down a little bit and examine what it is he offers us and to see if there is anything to…

我勒個去?!

So, what’s been going on? What’s new? Where have I been? etc. The answer to all of these is simple. 1) Nothing. 2) Nothing. 3) Nowhere. I suppose I can offer you a little more information though. So, sit down, get comfy, maybe pop the kettle on. This isn’t going to be a long post,…