Midnight Music. 302.

Midnight Music is a daily post of a song that happens at midnight. It couldn’t be simpler. Today’s song is: Some songs are worth bringing back a feature for. Could you sail an ocean Of glass hearts and dreams? Or would you stay forever In fear of shattering things?

2017 Top 40, Part 2.

30: Snoop Doggy Dogg – Gz & Hustlas. (314 Plays, Down 4 places since last year.) The first time I heard Doggystyle I would have been about 12 or 13 years old. It was incredible. I instantly fell in love with it. Firstly, lots of swear words, always a fan. Secondly, his lyrics are just…

Dexter. Viral.

So I put up a picture of Dexter sitting on some eggs, about a month ago, and it went oddly viral. Below is my original post. Below that is a gallery of all the places it’s popped up. Mostly by people that have just stolen the image. There are more than this out there, I…

2017 Top 40, Part 1.

40: Olly Murs – Dear Darlin’. (134 Plays, New Entry) Not even started writing about the first song in the chart yet and I’m already pissed off because my keyboard doesn’t fucking work. This year’s chart may seem slightly more bitter than usual, ha! So, Olly Murs is kicking us off this year, apparently. A…

John Oliver Dump.

Thought I’d throw a load of John Oliver stuff up here. He’s the best!

Lyrical Deconstruction. Eric Carmen.

I was bored. I took a moment to ponder the other side of the following conversation. “Oh, hey, Eric. You alright? You look a little troubled?!” “I’ve been meaning to tell you.” “Ok, go ahead.” “I’ve got this feelin’ that won’t subside.” “Have you seen a doctor?” “I look at you and I fantasize” “Erm….

Lyrical Deconstruction. Whitesnake.

This will be a quick one, and I’m not really aiming for humour here. Whilst I love this song, I hate the lyrics. You’ll see why below, as it’s not really written well at all. I should have known better Than to let you go alone Go where? These lyrics never really tracked with me….

Lyrical Deconstruction. Heart.

So, Heart’s power ballad classic, All I Wanna Do Is Make Love To You, is a phenomenal song. I love it. It’s long been a fave of mine. I’ve spoken about it many times, not only as a great song, but as a song that is a perfect example of people not listening to the…

We Need To Talk… About James Blunt.

That’s right. James Blunt. He’s one of my favourite human beings. Why? Because I think he’s quite simply brilliant. Others seem to hate him, something I’ve never quite understood. I thought I’d just break him down a little bit and examine what it is he offers us and to see if there is anything to…

我勒個去?!

So, what’s been going on? What’s new? Where have I been? etc. The answer to all of these is simple. 1) Nothing. 2) Nothing. 3) Nowhere. I suppose I can offer you a little more information though. So, sit down, get comfy, maybe pop the kettle on. This isn’t going to be a long post,…

Midnight Music. 301.

Midnight Music is a daily post of a song that happens at midnight. It couldn’t be simpler. Today’s song is: Ash & Naila – Gorgeous. I only just found this song and already I love it. I might be better off without you There’s too many people all around you All these vultures that surround…

Midnight Music. 300.

Midnight Music is a daily post of a song that happens at midnight. It couldn’t be simpler. Today’s song is: THREE FUCKING HUNDRED. So, one of my fave all time bands. VERY FAVE all time bands, I don’t think, have been on MM before. So, I decided to keep them for this post, and put…