Literally. I don’t know what to do. Help.
For those of you that know this video, you’ll be expecting the total batshit mental..ness that’s about to unfold. Before we get there, however, let’s enjoy a few stats about the song and video! The[…]
Right, I’m way behind on stuff. I know this, you don’t need to tell me. I thought it would be a good idea to write stuff down so that I had a list to refer[…]
I’ll tell you what, this is going to give me a fucking breakdown! Right, before we get started, let’s just get a few things out the way. I know this video pretty well. It was[…]
*slides into the room on the back of the door he just kicked in.* So, I’ve realised recently that I value a structure and routine to my life more than I ever thought. I believe[…]
I just want us all to take a moment and appreciate how good Nicole Scherzinger is wet. Also, how good Nicole Scherzinger’s Wet is. It’s a fucking banger.
I know, right. It just came to me. WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON, CRISPS?! Went to buy some today on my way to work and Jesus Tittyfucking Arsecracking Elbowbending Christ. All I wanted was[…]
As I’m going to change my XBox profile, I wanted to preserve it here so I don’t lose it. Since I didn’t want to write about myself, I asked someone else to do the honours.[…]
I can’t prove it, but I’m fairly sure this video started with the following conversation in an office, probably in London, 1982. Director: Right, it’s the 80s. Everyone is being super literal. We need to[…]
Little bit of Different Strokes for you there. So, I’ve moved in. In the process of doing so I’ve managed to lose several things. Well, they aren’t lost, I just haven’t unpacked them yet and[…]
Thought it would be a good idea to do an update since I’m largely unavailable at all times at the moment. As many of you will know, I’m in the throws of moving house. I’ve[…]
Hello, my name is Chris and welcome to Whenever The Fuck I Feel Like It Music! *intro music* Ms. Dynamite, innit! Now, I’m gonna tell it how it is, girlfriend, he don’t love you!