Covers.

I had this thought a while ago, but only today did I think about writing it down. Don’t worry, it won’t take long. It’s to do with covers of songs. More specifically it’s to do with how we judge them. We’ve been doing it wrong. Couldn’t help but sound like Teen Vogue or Buzzfeed for…

Meta.

Think the below covers what this is about. Ignore me. Another post will be along shortly. My posts are very much like buses. You don’t get any for ages, and then all of a sudden one comes along covered in piss. That’s the saying, right?

Elton John – Nikita Video Breakdown.

[00:00] The video opens with some guards goose stepping along. We’re at the East German border, in the midst of the Cold War. [00:05] Turns out that Elton John has parked in the middle of a public walkway, what a dick. Sitting in a car that couldn’t look more “Elton John”, he’s also managed to…

Gaming Goals.

I came into this post with a plan. I had a great joke. I then forgot that joke and decided to start the post anyway with fuck all to say. In many ways, this is probably my most focused opening to a post ever. Actually, no, that was that one where I posted a picture…

Lionel Richie – Hello Video Breakdown.

An obvious choice for me this, I don’t know why I didn’t put pen to paper sooner on this, so to speak. Possibly one of my fave ever music videos. Let’s take a look first this time and then I’ll break it down. Wooo the song is starting! Oh, no, wait. Lionel wants to do…

Gaming Funk.

If you’re imagining Nile Rodgers shredding the theme to Zelda, you’re wrong. Not that sort of gaming funk. Although, having now put that image into my own head, how fucking cool would that be! No, what I’m on about is the fact I’m finding it hard to play anything. Not because it’s difficult, I just…

Eric Carmen – Hungry Eyes Video Breakdown.

Eric Carmen – Hungry Eyes. I’ve lifted this post from a previous post. I just thought this needed a post of it’s own. We’re vastly in danger of a video deconstruction here. It’s no secret that I love this song. I’ve talked about it before. One thing we haven’t done though, is discuss the MENTAL…

Happy New Year.

Happy new year! The best thing to do right now is to start the year as you mean to go on. With that in mind, I’ve already started drinking, I’ve racked up a thousand Gamerscore and I’m listening to some cool tunes. I was going to post this song a while back but it didn’t…

I Fon’t Ducking Know.

Hilarious. Anyway. I feel like saying fuck everything. I feel really worn out and at the end of my rope. I’ve reached the end of my tether. I have used up all my raccoons. I have opened my last packet of biscuits. I have torn all my corn and feel forlorn. I’m just making up…

Gaming: An Update.

Thought I’d have a quick rundown of the games I’ve finished this year. By finished, I literally mean I finished the story mode. I haven’t done all the achievements on all of these games. Some of them are stupidly hard. Tacoma Rememoried Paladin ABZU (Twice!) Your Toy Dying: Reborn Don’t Knock Twice Decay – The…

2017 Top 40, Part 4.

10: George Michael – Praying For Time. (551 Plays, New Entry.) What a fucking tune. I really miss George Michael. If you didn’t see it, the documentary thing that was on a few weeks ago was absolutely brilliant. He was an incredible performer as well as an amazing song writer. I think Praying For Time…

2017 Top 40, Part 3.

20: Weezer – My Name Is Jonas. (381 Plays, New Entry.) Oh Weezer, you’re the best. I could quite happily spend an entire day just laying down and listening to Weezer. I might have to do a special post about them sometime and put up my fave tracks. They’re the kings of geek cool. I…